Because Harry Potter was TOTALLY written before LOTR. Tolkien must be hiding a time machine! The human race never ceases...
I couldn’t even read all of that, i got to the end of the first line then facepalmed. :| Some people are fucking...
I hope brian_007 was trollin’
I just… I just can’t. At all. Nope.
I will kill you
i hope that post is a troll .____.