One Step Too Far
Chris: Seriously? But would you ever own it?
Derek: Yeah. Why not? It's good!
Me: See? I'm not that weird.
Chris: You're just saying that because you guys are friends.
Derek: No, really. It's a good movie. Different.
Me: Besides, there's some real talent there.
Teresa (approaching): Where?
Me: Moulin Rouge.
Teresa: Barf. Gayest movie ever.
Chris: THANK YOU
Me: Haters. Both of you.
Teresa: Babe. Seriously. That movie couldn't have been any gayer unless Nicole Kidman turned out to be a drag queen with a gigantic penis.
Chris: Yeah. And she fucked Ewan McGreggor with it!
Chris: I may have taken that one step too far, huh?
Derek (to me): Wow. This guy is a real catch.
Have decided to pick up writing again. Or at least try. Just hope I can find the time to do so.