oh-shit-it-is-our-division:

totallyfubar:

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

I’m 100% sure it was just George

No

(Source: morondeluxe, via edwardspoonhands)

lacigreen:

i hereby motion to make this law

lacigreen:

i hereby motion to make this law

(Source: super-women)

artsfantasia:

Little Mermaid - The Price of being Human by Qing Han 
" I will prepare a draught for you, with which you must swim to land tomorrow before sunrise, and sit down on the shore and drink it. Your tail will then disappear, and shrink up into what mankind calls legs, and you will feel great pain, as if a sword were passing through you.” - Excerpt from the Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Andersen
(A World of Fantasy)

artsfantasia:

Little Mermaid - The Price of being Human by Qing Han

I will prepare a draught for you, with which you must swim to land tomorrow before sunrise, and sit down on the shore and drink it. Your tail will then disappear, and shrink up into what mankind calls legs, and you will feel great pain, as if a sword were passing through you.” 
- Excerpt from the Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Andersen

(A World of Fantasy)

lediableaquatre:

josefintonks:

improbablenormality:

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

"At this time of year, the residents of Gävle, Sweden have one big question on their minds: Will the goat burn?"

I remember a year when it didn’t burn down to the ground and my family and I decided to make our own smaller version and burn that one. It felt like a sacrifice to the yulegoat. Without it burning, it does not feel like Christmas. Without it burning, Sweden will fall.It needs to burn, it really needs to burn

….I…I…what

lediableaquatre:

josefintonks:

improbablenormality:

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

"At this time of year, the residents of Gävle, Sweden have one big question on their minds: Will the goat burn?"

I remember a year when it didn’t burn down to the ground and my family and I decided to make our own smaller version and burn that one. It felt like a sacrifice to the yulegoat. Without it burning, it does not feel like Christmas. Without it burning, Sweden will fall.
It needs to burn, it really needs to burn

….I…I…what

(via fullietubilii)

your house will be something like your family within Hogwarts

(Source: foundersofhogwarts, via you-got-the-triforce)

kaepncrunch:

what am I watching

kaepncrunch:

what am I watching

BUT WAIT

cloakstone69:

rumregrets:

doyleshipsjohnlock:

So remember when we thought mofftiss were being really fucking clever because this text

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reminded us of this handsome gentleman from doctor who

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well 

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They told us in the first episode how Sherlock would survive the third.

gif credit lisa-imsherlocked

STOP IT NO

MARK GATISS I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO SHOOT YOU OR BLOW YOU

(via nobodycars)

xkurochanx:

kenny-chan wa kawaii desu ne

xkurochanx:

kenny-chan wa kawaii desu ne

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

(via wesselite)

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

tybaltcapulets:

stormhornets:

pilgrim—soul:

youcantcancelquidditch:

gUYS VOYAGER 1 IS CONFIRMED OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM WE’VE BROKEN OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM THIS IS REALLY COOL

OH MY GOSH REALLY THIS IS SO COOL AUGH HUMANITY

Plus, there’s this incredibly scary but really fucking cool clip of what interstellar space sounds like

WHY AREN’T MORE PEOPLE EXCITED ABOUT THIS????

(via nobodycars)