l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

(via nebranska)

gobelin:

girls aren’t “easy”, girls don’t have difficulty levels. some girls like sex and some girls don’t. you aren’t winning anything by getting either of them to sleep with you.

(via lacigreen)

jjharrison:

A present for all my new followers (hello!) and everyone who has said such nice things about this drawing. I am just over the moon! My Neighbor Jake has gotten over 25,000 notes on Adventure Time’s art blog and I was invited to join Mondo’s Adventure Time art show! It’s all I can do to keep from hyperventilating.
I love you.
PS- A bigger version is available to download here.

jjharrison:

A present for all my new followers (hello!) and everyone who has said such nice things about this drawing. I am just over the moon! My Neighbor Jake has gotten over 25,000 notes on Adventure Time’s art blog and I was invited to join Mondo’s Adventure Time art show! It’s all I can do to keep from hyperventilating.

I love you.

PS- A bigger version is available to download here.

(via thefrogman)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story
so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story

so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

(Source: 4gifs, via grijzengel)

sighdrogen:

j5h:

what are the gays doing these days

each other

(via nebranska)

grawly:

gr0sse:

shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad

grawly:

gr0sse:

shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad

(via nebranska)

petercoffin:

this movie is fucking hilarious. to this day I still have no fucking idea if it’s supposed to be or not. there’s evidence that supports it both ways

(Source: romeoandjulietfan)

In Sweden with my darling. Having a great time with my family.

In Sweden with my darling. Having a great time with my family.

such-heights:

elementalsight:

My favourite moment in the series.

#it’s just so awesome to see a young woman surrounded by men who are earnestly interested in her opinion #esp. on *ships* #do you know how often i see women get shut down when they try to join in discussions on cars #but they’re all like #”nah this girl knows her shit” #”let’s talk to her about it” #i mean they SHUT DOWN A GUY ASKING HER TO DANCE BECAUSE SHE’S *TALKING* (via dropkicks)

(Source: cruelmagic, via grijzengel)

anonof5puns:

forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”

(via nebranska)

Got an awesome late bday gift from my parents 😀 an iPhone 6. Loving it so far